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[我的德國老公之Open your ass]
各位觀眾先別急著興奮，這不是我們夫妻間的情趣。
故事發生在昨天，我們要出門去新家，我要拿冰塊放在保溫盒裝西瓜跟蛋糕。
🙎🏽♀️欸冰塊放哪裡
🙎🏼♂️在冰箱上面阿Open your ass!
黑人問號？
柯文哲抓頭??
在上面 Augen Auf! （張開眼睛！）
Oh! 原來你要說的是Open your eyes！
老公我eyes開了 sky eyes 也開了 Duchi eyes 跟著都開了🤗
能開的也都開了～😝
話說最近小麥經理每天在做工嗡嗡嗡到半夜十一點到家，早上五點半起床！ 辛苦他了！
#當他操勞過度腦袋卡住好了
#需要阿比加大組欸
#其實可能他也沒錯
#某個程度也沒錯ass也是某個eyes
#可能中文學來的吧
#懷疑他的中文逐漸超越英文
#因為會用中文跟我要錢了
#室友有英文恐懼症
#意思是就是說不出口讓你知道
耶穌最後在十字架上說：「成了。」
意思是祂完成了天父託付給祂的任務，
完成了你我的救贖計劃！
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一起拍手來讚美吧！👏
(影片中拍手的部份是不是有點複雜😂)
#約書亞樂團
#Acoustic
#成了
#Amen
Joshua Band 約書亞樂團 楊蒨時 Hope
http://yt1.piee.pw/GQXTQ
《米桶發財法》(English version below)
STRIKING RICH WITH THE RICE BIN
年少時，吾突然意思到，吾的身段似乎「過於苗條」了，是時候讓它「蓬勃發展」。一來，能保護身邊的人，二來，在整體上，較爲健康，較爲好看些。於是，吾在食量上加倍，向同班同學借來一對九公斤重的啞鈴，勤做仰臥起坐、伏地挺身，以及使用其他運動器材。這些是吾室內強身健體的部份。至於室外的部份，較常較多的當屬游泳了。當年吾最喜用蛙式與蝶式，且每一次來回，喜「上岸」做仰臥起坐，及伏地挺身。吾不敢說吾的身材有多好多好，可確實有男女稱讚過，也起碼沒有多餘的贅肉。
除了室內室外的強身健體以外，吾還有一種獨特增強體魄的方法，那就是扛米。是的，妳你們沒聽錯，吾也沒搞錯。家父是位智慧型的嚴父，對他真的是又敬又怕。有一天吾鼓起勇氣，向他說吾想去幫家裡買米，他卻微笑的應允。這也是吾降生娑婆世間，首次體驗十公斤重，左右手各扛五公斤米的滋味。再加上那段路段來回，彷彿心中有首非常著名的詩在吟著，那即是：
鋤禾日當午，
汗滴禾下土。
誰知盤中餐，
粒粒皆辛苦。（一笑）
這種滋味實在是有夠勁！回到家時，家父依然微笑以對。雖然這初次買米的覺受，既新鮮又「夠勁」，吾並沒有退縮的心念，吾認爲這是很好的回報機會，也確實達於強健體魄。
吾，玳瑚師父，忠心祝願大家智慧增長，能辨別真偽，破除邪說歪道，無有恐怖，無顛倒妄想，快樂自在，究竟離苦。好些著重於外表的人，爲了擁有曼妙的身段，得以達於人衣合一的境界，（一笑）破釜沉舟式「棄米投美」，尤其是女有情眾。事實是她們不懂米，對於人體的益處。米是含著天上的甘露，地中的靈氣而生，是人類生存能量重要的來源。它可用來解毒、除煞、化煞、開光、治病、美容、護膚等等。很多女性瘦身減肥後，成功後身體卻有恙，原因雖有幾個，但不離因沒食米飯。潮州多出美女是事實，潮州美女的特徵在鳳眼膚白。爲什麼？因爲潮州人多以粥，及清蒸食物爲飲食習慣。米所含之豐富礦物質，乃人體所需重要礦物質。
米的種類有多種，一般我們較常看見的有，珍珠米、印度米、泰國香米、糙米、糯米，等等。這些米種皆有它們各自所屬之五行。若妳你確實清楚，妳你本身所需之喜用神，妳你可以選購旺妳你的米種，天天食之天天旺。這招本是發財的第一步，如此簡單如此實惠，可憐愚夫愚婦迷信不通，花巨額亂搞瞎搞的，搞了精疲力盡，始終搞慘自己及家人。如今吾，玳瑚師父，憐憫眾生而傳授此法，願得者利己亦利她他，多積陰德才好。買對了米，就將米用木質米桶裝起，再貼上一個滿字於米桶外。這是發財第二招。若妳你想將米桶置於櫥櫃的外上方，就請妳你將米桶隔離窗口，較聚氣處爲好。這是發財第三招。米桶發財法，人人能做，家家戶戶能做。豐衣足食的日子，已不遠啦！
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When I was still a youth, one day, I suddenly realized that I was perhaps too thin and it was time to beef up my physique. Firstly, I would be able to protect the people around me, and also look better and healthier on the whole. Thus, I increased my food intake, borrowed a pair of 9kg dumbbells from my classmate, diligently did push-ups and sit-ups, as well as used other exercising equipment. These were my indoor exercises. As for my outdoor activities, I mostly and frequently did swimming. My favorite strokes in the pool then were breast-stroke and the butterfly stroke. After every lap, I liked to get onto dry land and do sit-ups and push-ups. I dare not say how great my body was, however I did received praises from other men and women. At the very least, I did not have excess fat hanging off me.
Besides those indoor and outdoor body-building activities, I also had a special training method: carry rice sacks. Yes, you heard it correct. My father was an intelligent but strict disciplinarian, and I was often afraid yet in awe of him. One day, I summoned my courage and told him that I would like to help buy rice for the household. He agreed with a slight smile. Ever since my birth into this Samsara world, this was my first time experiencing the weight of lifting 10kg rice, with my left and right hands carrying 5kg respectively. Coupled with the journey to and fro, a famous Chinese poem seemed to sing from my heart:
Neath the midday sun he hoes his crops
His sweat moistens the soil between the stalks
Of food on the table who recalls
Each grain is produced through bitter toil
This experience was indeed something! As I got home, my dad still greeted me with a slight smile. Although my first experience of buying rice was refreshing and tough, I did not have any thought of backing off. I considered it as a good opportunity to repay my parents, and to strengthen my physique at the same time.
Master Dai Hu sincerely wish that everyone would gain wisdom and discern the true from the false, destroy evil speech and dishonest practices, not have fear and deranged delusions, have bliss and freedom and finally leave the realm of sufferings. There are many people who place a huge self-importance on their physical appearance. To have a graceful figure so as to reach the level of being one with their clothing, (laughs), they would burn their boats and forsake eating rice, all in the name of beauty. This is especially common among the ladies. The fact is that these ladies do not understand the benefits of eating rice for the human body.
The rice grain is birthed from the dew of Heaven and the spiritual qi of earth. It is an important source of survival energy for humans. It can serve as an antidote to poison, for removal and transformation of vile energies, consecration, curing of illnesses, beauty care, skincare, etc. After losing weight successfully, many ladies get stricken with ailments. Although there are several reasons to this, it is not far from not consuming rice. The city of Chao Zhou is famed for producing beauties, renowned for their distinctive elegant and almond-shaped eyes and porcelain skins. Why is that so? Because rice porridge and steamed food are staple foods of the people in Chao Zhou. The rice minerals prevalent in rice are vital minerals that the human body needs.
There are numerous types of rice, with the commonly seen grains like the pearl rice, Indian basmati rice, the Thai jasmine rice, brown rice, glutinous rice, etc. These various grains each have their own elemental types. If you are very clear about your favourable elements in your Bazi, you can purchase the suitable grain type, to gain prosperity everyday through your daily consumption. This is the first technique to striking great wealth. It is simple yet brings practical benefits. I pity the misbelieving men and women, who spent huge money only to act ignorantly, get drained of energy, and at the end, brought nothing but trouble to themselves and their families.
Today, I, Master Dai Hu, impart this method out of compassion for the sentient beings, and hope that those who benefits pay it forward to accumulate more hidden merits. After purchasing the right type of grains, store it in a wooden rice bin, and paste a paper, with the Chinese character "滿" written on it, onto the bin exterior. This is the second technique to more riches.
If you wish to place the rice bin on top of a cabinet, please place it away from the window, even better if it is at a spot that can accumulate Qi. This is the third step to greater wealth. This method of striking riches with your rice bin is applicable for everyone and every household. Get ready to welcome the days of great harvest and rice clothing!
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【開放預購】PRE-ORDER OPEN
《向善向上 2》Towards Kindness, Towards Betterment 2
30則真人真事的度眾故事 30 real-life deliverance stories of Master Dai Hu
全彩色的漫畫 Comics in full colour illustration
中英文翻譯 In both English & Mandarin
約200頁 About 200 pages
此書將於2018年11月底抵達新加坡，目前開放預購，預計11月30日之前以Smartpac寄出 （本地郵寄），屆時也會在台灣金石堂書局同步上架。價格大眾化，包涵全球運送，無需再付郵資。
歡迎大家踴躍支持，人手一冊，也可將此書贈送給鄉親父老、親朋好友，帶領他們向善向上，迎接更美好的未來！
https://booklaunch.io/masterdaihu/towardskindness2
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This book will reach the shores of Singapore in end-November 2018. Right now, the pre-order is open and the books are estimated to be mailed out through Smartpac, by 30 November. At the same time, it will be on the shelves of Taiwan KingStone bookshop.
The economical price includes global delivery (Smartpac mailing for Singapore addressees, registered mail for overseas mailing).
https://booklaunch.io/masterdaihu/towardskindness2
HKonlineTV - 新歌推介 : Hello - 泳兒 Vincy
泳兒（Vincy）翻唱了美國著名黑人歌手Lionel Richie的《Hello》，以女性角度唱出朝思暮想的感情，雖然歌詞意思有澎湃的情感，但Vincy與
原唱者一樣以放鬆的線聲演繹。
《Hello - 泳兒 Vincy》 Official MV: https://youtu.be/JBUXUdhaCCY
作曲: Lionel Richie
填詞: Lionel Richie
編曲: Ted Lo
製作人: Jay Lim/ 劉賢德
I've been alone with you inside my mind
And in my dreams I've kissed your lips a thousand times
I sometimes see you pass outside my door
Hello, is it me you're looking for?
I can see it in your eyes
I can see it in your smile
You're all I've ever wanted, and my arms are open wide
'Cause you know just what to say
And you know just what to do
And I want to tell you so much, I love you...
I long to see the sunlight in your hair
And tell you time and time again how much I care
Sometimes I feel my heart will overflow
Hello, I've just got to let you know
'Cause I wonder where you are
And I wonder what you do
Are you somewhere feeling lonely, or is someone loving you?
Tell me how to win your heart
For I haven't got a clue
But let me start by saying, I love you...
Hello, is it me you're looking for?
'Cause I wonder where you are
And I wonder what you do
Are you somewhere feeling lonely, or is someone loving you?
Tell me how to win your heart
For I haven't got a clue
But let me start by saying ... I love you
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9/24 (一) 英文金句1. Keep your mouth shut and your eyes open. 少說話,多觀察;比喻:言多必失. 意思相近的諺語: Keep your purse and your mouth closed 不浪費, ... ... <看更多>
open your eyes意思 在 [歌詞] IZ*ONE - OPEN YOUR EYES - 看板IZONE - 批踢踢實業坊 的推薦與評價
IZ*ONE - OPEN YOUR EYES
作詞:Black Edition, EastWest, Bull$EyE, YUKA, So Jay
作曲:Black Edition, EastWest, Bull$EyE, YUKA
編曲:EastWest, Black Edition, YUKA
這算什麼 閉上雙眼也鮮明的感覺
(這鮮明的感覺) (I can feel you)
想像變成現實的那瞬間
(等待著的瞬間)
Amazing oh no
感受逐漸加快的心跳 (看)
無法表現出來 這刺激的感覺
不是就在你的眼前嗎
我的愛要開始了 Woo wuh
現在睜開眼來
快點靠過來 緊抱住我吧
Open your eyes eyes
忘記不了的
將你的雙眼充滿著我的存在
Just wanna be your love
Oh (Open your eyes eyes)
Oh, I want (Open your eyes eyes)
Uh 不是一場夢 Awake
猶豫是No way
不一樣的 我們的明天
New day and fresh all day
你溫暖的手
觸碰的瞬間能感到溫熱
將冰冷全部清洗
如全新般的新鮮
誰都不知道 這激動地顫抖
似乎更靠近一點的 我們之間的關係
很特別 很特別的你
我討厭就這樣墜落
Wanna do ah woo ah
Now do ah woo ah uh
感受逐漸擴大的感情 (看)
無法抗拒的 這如此強烈地
不是就在你的眼前嗎
愛情已經開始了 Woo wuh
現在睜開眼來
快點靠過來 緊抱住我吧
Open your eyes eyes
忘記不了的
將你的雙眼充滿著我的存在
Just wanna be your love
再也不是一個夢
睜開多少次雙眼都還是你
比現實更生動的現在這一瞬間
現在睜開眼來
快點靠過來 緊抱住我吧
Open your eyes eyes
忘記不了的
將你的雙眼充滿著我的存在
Just wanna be your love
Oh (Open your eyes eyes)
Just wanna be your love
Oh (Open your eyes eyes)
I want (Open your eyes eyes)
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