關於 finger nose finger test ，我們在網路上蒐集到這些相關的討論、資訊與評價

LOL THIS BOY IS AWESOME!

SMART FILIPINO BOY

A Filipino boy was very sad in class.

The teacher asked, “KULITS what is your problem?”

KULITS answered, “I’m too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I’m smarter than she is!
I think I should be in the third-grade too!”

Teacher had enough. She took KULITS to the principal’s office.
While KULITS waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his
questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.
She agreed.

KULITS was brought in and the conditions were explained
to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: What is 3 x 3?

KULITS: 9, maam!

Principal: What is 6 x 6?

KULITS: 36, maam!

And so it went with every question the principal
thought a third-grade should know.
The principal looks at teacher and tells her,
“I think KULITS can go to the third-grade. ”

Teacher says to the principal, “I have some of my
own questions. Can I ask him ?”

The principal and KULITS both agreed.

Teacher asks: What does a cow have four of that I
have only two of?

KULITS: Legs, maam!

Teacher : What is in your pants that you have but I
do not have?

KULITS: Pockets!

Teacher: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is
hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?

KULITS: Coconut!

Teacher: What goes in hard and pink then comes out
soft And sticky?

(The principal’s eyes open really wide and before he
could stop the answer, KULITS. was taking charge...)

KULITS: Bubblegum, maam!

Teacher: What does a man do standing up, a woman
does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?

(The principal’s eyes open really wide and before he
could stop the answer…)

KULITS: Shake hands!

Teacher: Now I will ask some “Who am I” sort of
questions, okay?
KULITS: Yep!

Teacher: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me
down to get me up. I get wet before you do.

KULITS: Tent

Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me
when you’re bored. The
best man always has me first.

KULITS: Wedding Ring, maam!

Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I’m not well, I
drip. When you blow me, you feel good.

KULITS: Nose!

Teacher: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I
come with a quiver. What is it?

KULITS: Arrow!

Teacher: What word starts with a ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’
that means lot of heat and excitement?

KULITS: Firetruck!

Teacher: What word starts with a ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’
& if u don’t get it, u have to use ur hand.

KULITS: Fork!

Teacher: What is it that all men have one. It’s
longer on some men, than on others,
the pope doesn’t use his and a man gives it to his
wife after they’re married?

KULITS: SURNAME!

Teacher: What part of the man has no bone but has
muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible
for making love ?

KULITS: HEART, maam!

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to
the teacher :

Principal: Huh! send this Boy to Harvard University!!! Even I got
the last ten questions wrong myself! :D

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We've all heard of those weird and random challenges coming out of China on social media. You know, the ones that supposedly test your beauty or fitness levels with obscure and very unscientifically proven methods.

In a previous video, we talked about 5 recent beauty trends popularised on Chinese social media: https://youtu.be/a6o905aJt2k

These were:
- iPhone Legs Challenge
- A4 Waist Challenge
- Underboob Pen Challenge
- Collarbone Coin Challenge
- Hairy Armpit Selfie

And now in this video, we go over 5 more!

1. Behind-The-Back Belly Button Challenge

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2. Behind-The-Back Boob Challenge

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4. Reverse Prayer Pose

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5. Nipple Distance Test

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This video shows you how to make a loaf of layered Panda Bread. No matter how many times you cut it, Panda Bread is always Panda face! (Our daughter drew the picture in the beginning of the video)

（最初の絵は娘が描きました。）
前からやってみたかった、切っても切っても同じ顔が出てくる金太郎飴のようなパン。な­かなか思うようにいかず、一回目は見事に失敗しました(泣)
白い生地の配分量を変えて、なんとかパンダらしくなりました。
なんか、思ってたよりダラっとゆるっとした「たれぱんだ」になっちゃいました（汗）
でも、おんなじものがいっぱい！がどうやら私のツボらしいです。

*Recipe*
1. Make the bread dough by mixing 200g bread flour, 4g dry yeast, 20g sugar, 3g salt, 119g water, and 3g skim milk.
2. After most of the dough has mixed, add 7g salt-free butter and knead together until soft
3. Round the dough into a ball so the crease is at the bottom. Place in a bowel coated lightly with vegetable oil and cover with plastic wrap
4. Make the black bread dough by mixing 102g bread flour, 10g black cocoa powder, 2g dried yeast, 10g sugar, 1g salt, 61g water, 2g skim milk, and 3g salt-free butter. Mix and place in bowl like the white bread dough.
5. Let both pieces of dough stand for 45 minutes at ４０℃
6. While bread is fermenting, return dried fruits to normal size. Pour hot water over dried apricots and raisins and heat in microwave (500w) for 3 minutes. Drain water and add a tablespoon of milk.
7. Test if the dough has fermented by poking it with your finger; if no hole opens, then it's done.
※Divide the white bread dough as follows: Face - 250g, upper and lower parts of nose - two pieces 30g each, between eyes - 40g
※Divide the black bread dough as follows: eyes - two pieces 40g each, ears - two pieces 50g each, nose - 10g
8. Form your dough into panda parts, making sure to fit them to the size of your baking sheet. Wrap dough around raisins to make the eyes.
9. Roll out the face portion of the white dough and line up apricots along the length. Place the "lower nose" part of the white dough over that, followed by the "nose" part of the black dough, the "upper nose" part of the white dough, and finally the "between the eyes" part of the black dough.
10. Wrap all of the face parts in the white dough and close it tight.
11. Place the "ears" portion of the black dough on top
12. Let the dough rise for 30 minutes
13. Brush with beaten egg and bake in oven preheated to 180℃ (185°F） fo 20 minutes.

*レシピ*
１．白パン生地を作ります。
　　強力粉 200g、ドライイースト 4g、砂糖 20g、塩 3g、
　　水 119g、スキムミルク 3gをこねます。
２．だいたい混ざったら、無塩バター 7gも加え、
　　なめらかにまとまるまでこねる。
３．綴じ目が下になるように丸くまとめる。
　　それをサラダ油を薄く塗ったボウルに入れる。
　　ボウルをラップをする。

４．黒パン生地を作ります。
　　強力粉 102g、ブラックココアパウダー 10g、ドライイースト 2g、砂糖 10g、
　　塩 1g、水 61g、スキムミルク 2g、無塩バター 3gで
　　白パン生地と同様に作ります。

５．ボウルに入れた白と黒のパン生地を
　　40度くらいの場所で40分、一次発酵させる。

６．発酵している間にドライフルーツをもどしておきます。
　　ドライアプリコットとドライレーズンにお湯をかけ、
　　電子レンジ（500w）で3分加熱します。
　　取り出したらお湯を切り、牛乳 大さじ1杯づつを
　　かけておきます。

７．パン生地の中心に指を入れ、穴が塞がらなければ、
　　発酵完了です。

　　白パン生地
　　かお　250g
　　はなの上下　30g×2コ
　　目の間　40g

　　黒パン生地
　　目　40g×2コ
　　みみ　50g×2コ
　　はな　10g　　　に分ける。

８．黒と白のパン生地のパーツをそれぞれ型を作っていく。
　　オーブンの天板サイズに合わせて成型します。
　　目のパーツには、レーズンを包む。
９．"かお"の白パン生地を伸ばした上にアプリコットを並べ、
　　"はなの下"白生地をのせる。
　　"はな"黒生地、"はなの上"白生地、"目の間"白生地、
　　"目"黒生地をのせる。
１０．"かお"白生地で全体を包み、綴る。
１１．"みみ"黒生地をのせる。
１２．二次発酵を30分する。
１３．溶き卵を塗り、180度（365F）に予熱したオーブンで
　　　20分焼く。

切っても切ってもパンダちゃん！をお楽しみください。