Yep that's me
Chinese New Year Dragqueen rental available!
Fixed rate:
50000thb/ happy hour
70000thb/family dinner/coming-out
5000thb/ whole night (3hours)
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•29years old
•183 cm
•72kg
•thai-taiwanese-unicorn-mermaid-glamazon
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Biography:
- Student
- Study in UCLA
- fine arts
- Sculptor
- Drawer
- Own a white tea cup pomeranian
- Able to drive Car, motorcycle and men crazy.
- Knows how ice skate and rollberblade
- Know how to cycles and throw off minimal stunts
- Pet friendly but children repellent
- family friendly but hates the creepy molesting uncles
Languages:
- Mandarin 1/10
- Cantonese 0/10
- English 9/10
- Thai 8/10
- pokemon go 10/10
- Japanese 1/10
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Fun fact:
- The eldest child but botox helped look 2 years younger than actual age
- Used to be fat, got fitter and now become fucking fuckable
- Sweet talker, able to lie to peoples faces and make them believe their choice in lipstick color was correct
- Loves to eat all types of food that is free
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Dos:-
- Smile 99% of the time if you pay me
- Boyfriend Experiences- too many
- Cook, fry, bbq, mama
- Finish your wine for you
- Play basic pop songs on piano eg. Richard Claderman
- Answer difficult questions by google or whoever ask
- Fake engagement required with visa permit
- Call your parents Pa and Ma or also available in Thai por or mae
- Provide a photo album of us
- Can travel to anywhere and everywhere with you, family or relatives
- Collect angbaos
- Able to help you ninja away from your annoying relatives and shame you from ever seeing them again
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Don't
- Eat 24hours
- Vegetarian diet
- Gamble
- Drink too little alcohol
- Kill lizards or cockroaches but will help you catch and dump it right off your window or whoever you dislike
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Choices of personas:
A. Professional supermodel
B. Fitness model
C. Any superheroes
D. wonder woman
E. Any Disney princesa
F. Russian Hooker
G. Thai masseuse
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Dates are limited, act now!
Don't let your aunties or friends laugh at you.
For more info, follow me on Instagram: @Panginaheals thank u @closeembrace Randy See for this fun idea!!!
同時也有4部Youtube影片,追蹤數超過4,110的網紅mapleLIFE,也在其Youtube影片中提到,Hey Everyone!!!! Today, I went to my parents house & my mom made some type of Asian fish. It got bone in it it was kinda annoying to eat. Thanks fo...
annoying in cantonese 在 mapleLIFE Youtube 的精選貼文
Hey Everyone!!!! Today, I went to my parents house & my mom made some type of Asian fish. It got bone in it it was kinda annoying to eat. Thanks for watching & supporting my Channel

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Guangzhou (simplified Chinese: 广州; traditional Chinese: 廣州; Cantonese pronunciation: [kʷɔ̌ːŋ.tsɐ̂u̯] or [kʷɔ̌ːŋ.tsɐ́u̯] ( listen); Mandarin pronunciation: [kwàŋ.ʈʂóu] ( listen)), traditionally romanised as Canton, is the capital and most populous city of the province of Guangdong in southern China. Located on the Pearl River about 120 km (75 mi) north-northwest of Hong Kong and 145 km (90 mi) north of Macau, Guangzhou was a major terminus of the maritime Silk Road and continues to serve as a major port and transportation hub.
Guangzhou is currently, the third most-populous city in mainland China, behind Beijing and Shanghai; holds sub-provincial administrative status; and is one of China's five National Central Cities. In 2015 the city's administrative area was estimated to have a population of 13,501,100 and forms part of one of the most populous metropolitan agglomerations on Earth. Some estimates place the population of the built-up area of the Pearl River Delta Mega City as high as 44 million without the Hong Kong SAR and 54 million including it. Guangzhou is identified as a Beta+ Global city. In recent years, there has been a rapidly increasing number of foreign residents and illegal immigrants from the Middle East, Eastern Europe and Southeast Asia, as well as from Africa. This has led to it being dubbed the "Capital of the Third World". The migrant population from other provinces of China in Guangzhou was 40 percent of the city's total population in 2008. Most of them are rural migrants, and they speak only Mandarin.
Guangzhou was long the only Chinese port permitted for most foreign traders. The city proper fell to the British and was opened by the First Opium War. It lost trade to other ports such as Hong Kong and Shanghai, but continued to serve as a major entrepôt. In modern commerce, Guangzhou is best known for its annual Canton Fair, the oldest and largest trade fair in China. For the three consecutive years 2013–2015, Forbes ranked Guangzhou as the best commercial city on the Chinese mainland.
Let's take a proper look at Guangzhou, one of the four 1st tier cities in China...
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Music used: that horrible annoying techno Chinese new year remix that constantly blares over and over during the Chinese new year...
