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VR46車隊給Lorenzo 合約,Rossi 變成 Lorenzo 老闆
Ciao George,
We live in the interesting times, yes? Ha ha! And by we, I mean you. And because we come now to the Mugello track, everything has become even more interesting for you.
I saw your proposal for new rules for racing. Carmelo sent them to me after Le Mans.
“Look what this enorme fica di Maiorca wants now!” he said. I laugh when I read this. Is good idea only for you. So I do not think Carmelo will agree even if you send him more German money. You want to put the soft tyres on your bike and make very good race for five laps. Then you want everybody to pull over to the side of the track and wait while you go and get new soft tyres and then the race starts again. And so every five laps everybody must stop while you go and get new tyres, yes? Ha ha ha! You think you make the sneaky racing like the Gibernau, yes? Ha ha ha!
There are some big problems for you in Ducati.
Last week after Le Mans, Gigi and Paolo came to my place in Tavullia for dinner.
They always come to my house for some good Italian mangiare after they have mangiare the French garden merda of snails and worms and the how you say…il bruco, the caterpillar, yes?
I do not know how Zarco swallows these filthy things. The scoreggia he makes from his culo is a disaster, truly!
So we mangiare and then Paolo he says to me: “Vale, please what is to be done about George? We cannot go on like this! The Germans, they will come for me in the night with dogs and tanks and leather clothes, and they will beat me with the legs of the chairs they have broken when they have searched my villa.”
But Gigi he just cries. His eyes they fill with tears and he cries like a bambino. “Vale…” he says to me, and he kisses my hand. “Vale, I beg you. At every race, it is like I am being brutally raped by a bull. But I am not a cow. So I am not made for this kind of thing.
“The bull he hurts me. He makes my life like the culo-ulcer of the street-beggar. I do nothing but weep and cause suffering and look terrible. Please, Vale…you must help me.”
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WRITTEN BY A police officer:
Everyone should take 5 minutes to read this. It may save your life or a loved one's life. In daylight hours, refresh yourself of these things to do in an emergency situation... This is for you, and for you to share with your wife, your children, & everyone you know. After reading these 9 crucial tips, forward them to someone you care about. It never hurts to be careful in this crazy world we live in.
1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do :The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do!
2. Learned this from a tourist guide. If a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse,
DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from you... Chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you, and he will go for the wallet/purse.
RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!
3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car, kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy.. The driver won't see you, but everybody else will. This has saved lives.
4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping, eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc.
DON'T DO THIS!) The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side, put a gun to your head,
and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU GET INTO YOUR CAR , LOCK THE DOORS AND LEAVE..
If someone is in the car with a gun to your head DO NOT DRIVE OFF, Repeat: DO NOT DRIVE OFF! Instead gun the engine and speed into anything, wrecking the car. Your Air Bag will save you. If the person is in the back seat they will get the worst of it. As soon as the car crashes bail out and run. It is better than having them find your body in a remote location.
5. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, or parking garage:
A.) Be aware:look around you, look into your car, at the passenger side floor ,
and in the back seat.
B.) If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door.
Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women
are attempting to get into their cars.
C.) Look at the car parked on the driver's side of your vehicle, and the passenger side.. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out. IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)
6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot. This is especially true at NIGHT!)
7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN!
The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; and even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN, Preferably in a zig -zag pattern!
8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP It may get you raped, or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked 'for help' into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.
9. Another Safety Point: Someone just told me that her friend heard a crying baby on her porch the night before last, and she called the police because it was late and she thought it was weird.. The police told her 'Whatever you do, DO NOT open the door..' The lady then said that it sounded like the baby had crawled near a window, and she was worried that it would crawl to the street and get run over. The policeman said, 'We already have a unit on the way, whatever you do, DO NOT open the door.' He told her that they think a serial killer
has a baby's cry recorded and uses it to coax women out of their homes thinking that someone dropped off a baby.. He said they have not verified it, but have had several calls by women saying that they hear baby's cries outside their doors when they're home alone at night.
10. Water scam! If you wake up in the middle of the night to hear all your taps outside running or what you think is a burst pipe, DO NOT GO OUT TO INVESTIGATE! These people turn on all your outside taps full blast so that you will go out to investigate and then attack.
Stay alert, keep safe, and look out for your neighbors! Please pass this on
I'd like you to forward this to all the women you know.
It may save a life. A candle is not dimmed by lighting another candle..
I was going to send this to the ladies only, but guys, if you love your mothers, wives, sisters, daughters, etc., you may want to pass it onto them, as well.
Share this and tag any woman you know that may need to be reminded that the world we live in has a lot of crazies.
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古拉丁文 “HIC SVNT DRACONES” 被標註在未知之地的地圖上,字面上的翻譯是 “這裡有龍”,潛意識下象徵著:人類面對未知時會產生的恐懼。想去那最自由的地方嗎?所有人都做著自己想做的事、沒有任何的限制;大家共和、共生、共榮✨
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【SIGNAL】
Composer/Lyricist 曲/詞_ Pony5ibe
Arranger 編曲_ KUMA
I don’t care they know my way
I don’t care they know my dream
Ten miles away ay
I don’t mind they hate me fool
I'm da man they all fucking knew
Dream send me all seeds
Having no fucking clue
Sorry la
Y’all ten miles away
Don’t think you can see me now
Ten miles away
But you can feel it now
(Signal)
Send me the signal
I don’t want no riddle
Send me the signal (Symbol)
Filing the pistol (Magazine)
Baby you gotta go
我揹上火箭筒
Blow it like the fiddle (Bshhh)
Dream City (Wooo)
Synchronicity up (Synchronicity)
Triple flamey (Ammo)
Theist humming
Spirit coming
Trigger Sirius-savvy
Bitch we coming home
Answering the fucking signal (Wooo)
This is the coming of
90s baby we becoming known
Crumble old systems like drumming roll
For the longing soul to feel the loving tone
Got to free the slaves
Subliminal (Jesus says)
Dream City baby we are fucking coming close
(Signal)
Dream, dream, dream slide from the past life
You better choose wise, cuz that’s like
Karma’s a bitch, shoot with backfire
I never ask why, until last night
Dream, dream, dream cries from the inside
Pour my cask dry, speed the fast ride
Life's like a bitch, panty to the side
Dream, dream, dream slide from the past life
I never ask why, until last night
You better choose wise, cuz that’s like
Karma’s a bitch, shoot with backfire
I never ask why, until last night
Dream, dream, dream cries from the inside
Pour my cask dry, speed the fast ride
Life's like a bitch, panty to the side
Dream, dream, dream slide from the past life
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ZELOS - Why ( Live Version @ Ear up Busking @ D2 place )
written by ZELOS @zelosinmusic @Zelos Wong Hoi Yat黃凱逸
Lyrics :
So now he walks down the street
tries to find somebody else to sleep with
but there're nobody
but there no one here
He cries and laughs about his family
They tied him up and forced him to love Mary
but he loves Johnny
who's no longer here
and he sees a devil
right in front of him
praying to the god he never
believes
Why
life is so meaningless
Why
love is so uncertain
Why
life is full of sadness
Why
he left the world speechless
Speechless
and he sees an angel
taking out his gun
soon he hears the choir singing
in heaven
Why
life is so meaningless
Why
love is so uncertain
Why
life is full of sadness
Why
he left the world speechless
Speechless
So he walked down the street
tried to find somebody else to sleep with
but there's nobody
who can set him free
Band leader + acoustic guitar @terrytyc.exp
electric guitar @anguslinph
Bass @mk.hon
Drum @kalongtu_tkl
Violin @kykelvinky
Synth Keyboard @and.ych

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He was screaming in pain and frantically shaking his head when we found him hiding behind bushes in an empty lot.
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